Stop it, video game PR
item #6674

enough with the tiny fucking food. we hate events where people circulate with plates that are always almost always empty, and where the waiter seems to be offering the tray to everyone near us, but never TO us.

seriously, is a full-size hamburger or a couple of pizzas any more expensive than like, some tuna on skewers?

also how are we supposed to ‘network’ while holding a dirty skewer and waiting for the staff member to circulate back around and collect it?